Happy Birthday, Jamie! 

A new phenomenon I've become aware of is the compost toilet. If it's done properly it's fine (especially in a rural setting), but I think most people are probably too stupid and lazy to do it properly in an urban setting. Additionally, if more people were introduced to the concept of urogenital myiasis, the demand for compost toilets in the developed world would essentially evaporate. Now who wants to go camping?

Wow.  Just...wow.  So what if a four-year-old boy wore pink nail polish in an advertisement?  It is not the end of the world.  Really.  "Psychological sterilization" is a bit of a heavy descriptor...but what do you expect from a Fox News contributor?  Grrrr.